big imples

I’m sitting on the toilet. LittleR Dude walks to the open door and asks, “Can I come in?!”

He sits on the stool directly across from me and notices a magazine hanging sideways on the towel rack. There’s an ad showing the back of a woman. She has nothing on except a thin line of body lotion wrapping around the back of her neck mimicking halter top strings tied into a bow.

“She’s naked.”

“Yes, she is.”

“She has big imples.”

“Her elbows are little big.” More bony than big, I think to myself.

“Her imples are big.” He points to her shoulder blades.

I turn my head sideways to see the ad right-side up. A light bulb switches on inside my head.

“Oh, that’s her back. You can’t see her front.”

“I have big imples,” he says tweeking them.

I smile.

“You have big imples,” he adds and I redivert the little fingers reaching towards me, wrapping them around my neck instead.

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  1. Oh, that is too cute and funny!! 🙂

    • ck
    • February 3rd, 2010

    All the best stories start with, "I'm sitting on the toilet."

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